Futility

The atheist was teaching the theist, teaching thermodynamics and stuff.

Theist: Shit! Dada what is Q again??

Atheist: Come on! I just told you na? W + U..

T: Oh yeah right. God this sum is hectic.

A: Asking for god wont help dude.

T: Yeah I know..

A: Because there is no god. * _ evil snigger _ *

T: Oh come on. Don't start again. Of course there is god. What do you think you were before you had the first impulse of life?

A: I was a lump of flesh.

T: Oh yeah before that?

A: Before that, I was a sperm, before that DNA, efore that C, N2 and H2, before that atom, before that matter, before that vacuum.

T: (Jubilant) there you go. what is vacuum?

A: Vacuum is shunya.

T: And what is shunya?

T: Shunya is nothing. Did you not see Russell Peters' show?

A: Shunya is another word for infinity.

A: WHAT?? infinity is 1/0 man. It is the reciprocal of zero. And you know why I don’t believe in god?

T: because you are an idiot.

A: And you are the intelligent one stuck up with that stupidly simple sum. Ore gadha, for closed vessel V is constant and bla bla bla. And unless you can point your finger on someone and say that, "There, look at Shiva smoking pot wearing baghchhal" I will not believe there is some almighty pushing buttons to control our fate.

T: Yeah whatever.

At this point the atheist's mother enters the scene...

Mom: Hey you guys stop wasting time. Theist if you don’t start concentrating on studies I am gonna send you back home. And you hotobhaga if you don't stop campaigning for dialectic materialism, I am gonna make sure that the internet connection is cut off tomorrow.

T: yes dada what were you saying about the closed vessel?

(Biswas-e milay bostu torke bohudur)

The moral of the story: Janani (janmabhumischa) swargadapi gariyasi